iphonesavior.com —
What's the first thing you do after coming out of a four month coma? Of course, you head to the nearest Apple Store and pick yourself up an iPhone.
"Geoff Evila miraculously recovered from a four month coma after a near fatal car accident that took place in early June this year during a road trip to Las Vegas. Weeks after his amazing recovery Evila learned that the iPhone had been launched to overwhelming success. Before his accident Geoff had planned to camp out in line for his very own iPhone, but without any warning everything suddenly went black. Geoff realized that he had some catching up to do as he began to put the pieces of his life back together."
If this story sounds too good to be true... well that's cause it is. Evila is Alive! According to Engadget,
No guy in a coma, no missed iPhone launch, no kidding.