The 10 Hottest Psychotics

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

We all know that women are crazy. These ten are just crazier than most.

10. Catherine Trammel
Sharon Stone - Basic Instinct

I have never been able to look at an ice pick the same again or a police interrogation, either for that matter. Sharon gave us the original gash-flash way before the Britney/Paris/Lindsay crotch-shot phenomenon. Back when seeing a blurry out-of-focus photo of a coochie was actually something to get worked-up about. Now I’m more shocked when I haven’t seen some famous chick’s vajayjay. (The clip of this groundbreaking scene is after jump since the screen-capture is paused right on the money shot).

And you know we’re in for a wild ride when a psychotic, nymphomaniac, panty-less murderer is number ten because she’s just too damn normal…

(NSFW, Possible Spoilers after the jump)

9. Lucy Harbin
Joan Crawford - Straight Jacket

Quite possibly the O.G. hottie psychotic on film?

8. Adrienne Foster, Ivy, Hedy Carlson, etc…
Alicia Silverstone - The Crush, Drew Barrymore - Poison Ivy, Jennifer Jason Leigh - Single White Female

To save some time, I’m just going to throw all these crazy stalker-hotties together seeing as how stalkers aren’t really all that dangerous anyway. I get stalked by gorgeous women all the time and, quite frankly, it’s just not that big of a deal. It’s actually helpful to a marriage for a wife to get a little jealous sometimes. Women are so adorable when they’re mad.

7. Debbie Strand
Rose McGowan - Devil in the Flesh

I am going to single out this Rose McGowan stalker, though. I think she rises above the typical teenage stalker. Mainly because I think Rosie here is really hot and she certainly isn’t a little nutty in real life. She’s just typecast as a psycho chick in nearly every movie right? Wait, didn’t she date Marilyn Manson for awhile?

7. Rachael
Mila Kunis - American Psycho II

I guess an experience like this will kind of mess you up for life…

5. Mallory Knox
Juliette Lewis - Natural Born Killers

4. Trash
Linnea Quigley - Return of the Living Dead

I am not exaggerating in the least when I say I recorded this movie from HBO back in my younger days before all this stuff was just a mouse-click away. I wore the fucking…um, tape…out rewinding this scene and playing it over and over again.

UPDATE: Looks as if the YouTube Overlords pulled this clip of Trash dancing naked on top of a grave. I can’t say that I’m surprised. I was a bit shocked that it was there to begin with. So here’s the stills…

Trash as a zombie.

3. Baby Firefly
Sheri Moon Zombie - House of 1000 Corpses

I personally like House of 1000 Corpses for all its hedonistic excess. I would also recommend watching the following video with the sound off.

2. Yamazaki Asami
Eihi Shiina - Audition

You know we watch all those silly clips of Japanese game shows and whatnot while thinking, “HAHA, those Asians sure are crazy”, but I tell you what…they make some of the most fucked-up demented movies imaginable thus making me think, “DAMN, those Asians sure are fucking crazy.”

1. Marie
Cecil de France - High Tension (Haute Tension)

I’m not gonna give it away if you haven’t seen it. Here’s the trailer…

And Marie has one heck of a masturbation scene from which, due to the video’s YouTube title, I learned masturbation is also called “fapping”. Thanks to a little research I also learned that “fapping” should refer to male masturbation, while “shikking” should refer to female masturbation. Those two words, folks, are what are referred to in literary terms as onomatopoeia. Now…Don’t ever be fooled into thinking this site has no redeeming educational value.

But to me the end of this movie made the first glimpse we get of the killer even more disturbing than it was to begin with…

UPDATE 2

Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction…Psychotic? yes. Hot? I don’t think so, but hey, to each their own…