MORE KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPES? - What Would Tyler Durden Do

10.13.2007 MORE KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPES?

In a press release that went out late Friday night, Vivid Entertainment says new footage has surfaced from the stack of Kim Kardashian sex tapes and they will be adding it to their website (here, NSFW) soon. Oh, and just in time for Kardashians new show on E! What a coincidence. Vivid says:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing 'nothing', Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works...A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian's is set to air on E! beginning October 14.
Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.
While Vivid can't take all of the credit for Kim's success, we can let our fans (and Kim's) know that we're not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you're not already a member, be sure to check out what you've been missing.

Wow, what a shocking development. They should just call the show on E!, "Shocking Developments". This poor girl has worked so hard, and now, just like that, new footage is discovered. How did this happen? I guess we may never know. I don't have the words to comfort her, but on a recent trip to Goodwill I found a book called "Britney Spears: Unstoppable", and Britney says we should always hold onto our dreams. Another tip is that Britney loves wearing clothes that complement her hair and skin tones, and pink is real winner on this brown haired beauty. Later at Goodwill, a coffee mug let me know that Virginia Is For Lovers. So maybe Kim can do something like that. Like wear pink, or be a mug.

There are 75 comments about this post:

	10/13/2007 03:30 Rick (with a silent P) says Christ, where is PeTA to call a halt to this shameless goat(se) abuse...and just what deviant is tapping Kimmy Goat Gruff now?

	10/13/2007 03:32 Rick (with a silent P) says That said, the banner pic does ~~bring out the latent redneck in me~~ ~~have me looking at man-goat relations in a different light~~ have a certain appeal to it...

	10/13/2007 03:39 ceej says I'll give you $50 for the "Britney Spears:Unstoppable". My copy was ruined when my roomate barfed on it. PM me. Thanks.

	10/13/2007 03:51 Troup says I still dont know who this chick is, or why everyone in her family's name starts with K. Do they only eat Special K or Ketamine, drive for Ka's and go on holiday to Korea or Kazakhstan? Its kind of nice trying to turn a family into some sort of brand identity. But I still dont know what the brand is for. Whores?

	10/13/2007 04:01 Rick (with a silent P) says Kardashian brand identity: Knee pads...useful for "impromptu" sex tapes Kaposi's sarcoma...the result of numerous KK sex tapes Krispy Kreme Kondoms...no, wait, that's Twitney's brain~~fart~~child

	10/13/2007 04:15 Kiwipedro says And just where does Bruce fit in? She should have married Kris Kristofferson

	10/13/2007 04:30 Raine Driver says :(

	10/13/2007 04:35 keets_reese says The most obnoxious family names ever: Kris, Kendall, Kim, Kourtney, Kyloe, Khloe? Really??

	10/13/2007 04:36 keets_reese says **Kylie My bad, I'm high.

	10/13/2007 04:49 man bear pig says Fucking goat girls family are all a bunch of Kunts!

	10/13/2007 05:37 Mr. Wonderful says So, if you bust your ass in law school, make a name for yourself and really work hard, then someday after you die a premature death, maybe, just maybe, if you're real lucky, your daughter will carry on the family name by sucking and fucking big cocks in front of a camera and maybe even making a couple of extra bucks for herself on the side. This message brought to you by Birth Control.

	10/13/2007 06:53 longtime says so basically she's a glorified hooker with no brains and too much money? check.

	10/13/2007 07:56 rv says <------- see avatar for my thoughts

	10/13/2007 08:18 D. Sanchez says WAIT, SINCE WHEN IS THIS HOE BAG AN ACTRESS? also, an entrepreneur? is that because she can hawk her own sex tapes or something? i don't get it.

	10/13/2007 08:21 Jesus_LOVES_Butt_Fucking_(a_lot)!!!! says I hope she boringly lays there again, that was the best part of the first tape... wait, best part, I mean whole thing

	10/13/2007 08:23 Maquisz says I can't see her big giant ass today, but I have to say, that chin of hers is a thing of beauty. You could get pickles out of a jar with that chin it's so pointy ;)

	10/13/2007 08:38 lady garden says krap

	10/13/2007 09:05 PercySugden says Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie? Were Kunt, Klamydia and Kockgobbler already being used by somebody else? I know I shouldn't but my penis - he says YES!

	10/13/2007 09:12 Lightdragon says actually in that front pic she looks like a combo of model/actress Monicia Bellucci and Ditta Von Teese. So for these two my apologies.

	10/13/2007 10:00 Frankly, Scarlett says Ugh... I feel so dirty... I clicked on the link expecting to see a naked screen grab of her sex video and instead it's a link to a website?? One that makes her money?? Damn you Brandon!! Don't you EVER do that to me again!! In fact, we're over - forget fathering my babies. I'll see if the sexually ambiguous guy over at Film Drunk has any good sperm.

	10/13/2007 10:28 thebigevil says why do i still want to gut her with my cock?

	10/13/2007 10:46 bryce says it's OK evil, you are thinking with the wrong brain...

	10/13/2007 10:59 Chaozengine says bryce - oh good - cuz that makes two of us. Actually, she might be good for a blowjob and golden shower or two; but then what? You have to feed her hay and the occassional beer can. Then you have make sure her pen is cleaned periodically (just to keep bacteria away from the good parts). Don't even get me started on those people who will shout "GOAT FUCKER!" at the first opportunity. .... Sounds like too much trouble really.

	10/13/2007 11:15 Android says The fact that Quotes is encouraging me to join the site tells me how much of a porn addict the author is. I don't join sites! I just download shitloads of free stuff!

	10/13/2007 11:15 DB's Treasure says I'd fuck her, then shit on her face while she slept...and I am not even kidding. That is exactly what this thing deserves. I haven't seen her on screen EVER, unless it's her gettin heavy dick in her. Other than that, I have only ever seen pictures of her in dresses that are waaaaay too small, and her sticking out her blatantly gigantic ass. Its still an awesome gigantic ass, but she still deserves to die. I say this wench goes out anna nicole style.

	10/13/2007 12:04 LuluJ says Y'know, the weird thing is that in these pics she looks quite stunning, in a Spanish kind of way... The sad reality is that I'm only thinking this because she looks nothing like she normally does. Maybe she's filed down her horns or something.

	10/13/2007 12:23 Chytzyz Brytchyz says Damn.....that picture smells like goat and despair. Yeah, smells.......I gots one of them new "scratch & sniff" monitors.......now I wish I hadn't.

	10/13/2007 12:24 Chytzyz Brytchyz says Oh......and nasty bitch's horns are right over there <----------

	10/13/2007 13:30 danopticon says Kiwipedro: Ha! Kris Kristofferson... Mmm ... I guess they coulda named her ... Kallipygous?

	10/13/2007 14:00 ShadowStar says In the banner pic, she looks like Christina Aguleria's pet goat. It's even believable that boobalicious Jew screwer owns goats. I mean, isn't Christina Mexican or some shit? Don't they all own goats or donkeys down there? Idk.

	10/13/2007 14:02 ShadowStar says Oh, and before I forget, thebigevil, your desire to gut her with your cock is okay, because you still want to gut her, which would kill her, and we all know that's okay.

	10/13/2007 14:13 BadKarma says Thebigevil, I don't think your penis would be an effective shanker. You could go with a ice pick a la Basic Instinct, or go prison style by using a sharpened spoon that you've spent weeks grinding against a cement wall. I'm just saying

	10/13/2007 14:43 zombieweed says I would like to use her as a footstool, or perhaps a spittoon.

	10/13/2007 15:07 Bob says or an ashtray.

	10/13/2007 15:31 F-I-S-T that spells "moon" says M-O-O-N, that spells Kardass... how the fuck do you spell that?

	10/13/2007 17:20 theekim says this girl used to be a man

	10/13/2007 17:29 Lightdragon says got to admit it. She makes white stuff come out of me.

	10/13/2007 18:47 Lightdragon says I guess Slack Jawed that i have no morals and would probably fuck Brit Brit as well. I guess it's the lighting on the picture there.

	10/13/2007 19:35 JoeBlow says I'd still fuck that goat till my dick fell off. While she might not feel my tiny dick, I'd give it my best and stick a fist or two in her while I blow her anus.

	10/13/2007 20:17 BadKarma says Very poetic, JoeBlow. You're a regular Shakespeare

	10/13/2007 21:39 missdelite says klever kimmie: ka-ching! ka-ching!

	10/13/2007 21:40 Zack says BadKarma, I agree with your comment in principle, but I'd have to say JoeBlow's meter and rhythm remind me much more of William Wordsworth or perhaps a young Lord Alfred Tennyson.

	10/13/2007 22:21 thebigevil says Isn't her dad Bruce Jenner? niiiiice!

	10/13/2007 23:00 KJ says That is an ugly fucking picture.

	10/13/2007 23:55 Chytzyz Brytchyz says call me weird, but I just don't like goat sex. You're weird.......but likeable. :-D

	10/13/2007 23:58 Dirty Hairy says I think she should wear pink or be a FUG! LMFAO! ~~I rule!~~ I'm drunk! Kirsten Durst > me

	10/13/2007 23:59 Dirty Hairy says Seriously, though...isn't a prettied up whore still a whore?