Nov 7 2007Kim Kardashian celebrates her naked stuff

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Playboy threw a celebratory bash for Kim Kardashian’s December cover last night in New York. It’s nice to see a bunch of people gathering together to appreciate the fine art of air-brushing. Nothing ruins a good boner more than the natural blemishes of a woman. Although that's not really an issue with Kim Kardashian since nobody’s looking at anything but her bulbous ass anyway. Unless they’re an android. In which case you’ll probably have to kill them. But give them one final test: ask if Kim Kardashian is on her back do you flip her over to see her butt? If they answer “No,” BLAM! Congratulations, you just rid the earth of a dirty android. Or maybe a gay guy which, uh, hmm, I probably should’ve thought this test through a little more. Hey, why don’t you stand over there with the body while I hop out this window? Later!


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1st?

Nov 7, 9:16 AM EST
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Wow, I was first, and didn't even mean to be! You can be first Sarah, I don't care. I wasn't even trying! Nor will I ever! It was........I won't call it luck, because I just thought that was "Oh will this stop? I know Kim's got a nice air brushed body and huge booty...I'm just a girl, what do I know?
The Fish was hilarious yesterday when he talked about Angie's brother. NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

wow, airbrushed in playboy! What a great grab.....if I hadn't already seen her gettin fucked doggy and masturbating on vid.

oh, and #2, you're a loser.

Yes, that # 2 is a loser, I agree. What a stupid thing to write. LIKE WE WOULD NOT KNOW THAT ALREADY.
Duh-herrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

She has nice hips.

/yummo

I'm with you, #7. Always love to see her awesome butt.

There isn't a better ass out there now, as I said before she is the complete package, beautiful face, chest, and ass. What more could you possibly ask for.

It seems to be my job to point out that people calling people losers for claiming first, are in fact bigger losers than the people they are calling losers.
Now, if you're thinking, hey you're a bigger loser yet for calling those who call first claimers losers losers, well, let me tell you, you're wrong (and a loser).

&3

Yeah, right...

UM--- She is FAT as fuck.

Um, anyone else read comment #3? Are you kidding me? That was totally made up, right?

I like how in the third pic her ass looks like it is actually eating light.

I saw it, too much air brushing.
I like her DVD better. She is a definitely a dirty girl

There is just something about that ass. I am normally a tit man but that ass is something else.

#13
if such a thing were to really happen, the first place we'd hear about it would not be here, believe me.

#10, you not a loser. You're an idiot.

#12

Oh yeah. She's really fat. Having hips and boobs is like.. the most unattractive thing that a woman can do to herself. She's supposed to be tall and thin, with an addams apple and rock hard abs. Then she'd be a REAL woman.

She is hot and sexy with big boob, cute ass. Playboy did the right choice to photogragh her. she has an personal account on http://www.meetrich.com/ with some of her sexy pictures. There are indeed quite a few millionaires, even billionaires for this babe to hook up with..

we can only hope she's dead. it would leave us something else to find to make fun of constantly. where's lilo?

After seeing the pics in Playboy - apparantly she doesn't have a vagina.

Oh, #2 - big loser.
#10 - just an idiot who wishes he was good enough to be a loser.

#17 - good point.

Here vacant, robotic eyes scare the fuck out of me.

Nice tits though, for a moron.

Um, sorry but I just can't get excited about naked pics of lower primates. Playboy needs to leave that to National Geographic and stick to Homo Sapien females.

WHAT HWAHT WHAT??????? BRitney is dead!!!???!??!?! No!!!!!

I don't believe it! Don't mess with me like that man, I just woke up. Love you Brit

KIM K IS FAT AND UGLY. BITCH HAS TO PUT POUNDS OF MAKE UP ON TOO LOOK DECENT. LOOK AT HER FAT ROLLS IN THOSE PICTURES. BITCH HAS HER DRESS ON (AND HER EXTENSIONS AND BUTT PAD) TOO DAMN TIGHT!!!!!

#3: Cruel joke.........I was hoping for a second.......the day she goes Anna Nicole will be the day I celebrate!

For some reason, whenever i look at her, i have the sudden urge to pee. Why is that?

Yeah, she has nice curves, but her dress is TOO damn tight...see how it's creased across her crotch?? That means it's TOO TIGHT and it's pulling apart at the chest as well...TOO TIGHT! Does she not have a stylist?? I can't believe someone would let her leave the house looking like that.

#3 you're stupid...she was found bloody and dazed...but then dead at the scene? Nice try.

Man, I hope Kardashian has the intelligence of a ball of wax. I don't think I could take it if she also had like a degree in particle physics. She'd pretty much have to take up supervillainy, conquer half of North America.

did she spend her playboy money on that bling?

maybe she can buy some new shoes now that she's sold her vag to playboy. those nude color heels are sooooooooooo last year.

she looks like a moth

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. Look at JLo's booty, at least (in my opinion) she's talented!!

#3 has so many fucking typos in it, it's pathetic! I'll admit that had me for a split second though. That was just mean!

29, i thought she was a stylist herself. isn't that how she got into the world of the rich & famous?

i just opened this issue last night. she said something about how hopefully people will see how normal "hollywood children" are from the new reality show. how the hell is she a child of hollywood?

and the price to employ an airbrush expert probably had to come out of Hef's own pocket.

Who is this woman?

Could you please stop posting 'stories' about her already?

Even the Hilton/Lohan/Spears triumvirate is newsworthy compared to this.

she's so not sexy...fat and ugly...she created such an eye sore in play boy.

big boobs but brainless bimbo

"There isn't a better ass out there now, as I said before she is the complete package, beautiful face, chest, and ass. What more could you possibly ask for."

Well, I'd ask for a girl to be:
a) not as hairy as a monkey
b) not a receptacle for semen and urine from monkeys

Kimbo's trying too hard. I don't find her exciting. I don't find her exotic. Kardashian's ass isn't even as swell as everyone makes it out to be. There's a System-Of A Down song that says Armenian women don't wipe their asses but once a month. Something about the Sun-God "Ra" or something. Plus, the Armenian men really enjoyed a crusty, fecal caked vagina.

WTF is that creature in the black dress (next-to-last 2 pics)? A Persian Mariah Carey? Someone lost his ugly stick!

This chick is WAY too short to be hot--she's only 5' 1".

Ewww...lookit her toenails? I hate that trend of having longer toenails...blech!!! Take a saw to those #$% things, please haha.

As for her dress...she has a nice curvy body...but...I think she's too thick in her midsection for that satin / silk whatever dress...it just emphasizes it.

Call me a typical guy, but I LOVE it when she wears tight dresses and she always has banging shoes on and she's got cute feet and I think she's hot.

Her dad, the inventor of toaster strudels, is super proud of her.

z z z z z z z z.

I wonder what Britney's doing today.

I didn't know short chicks couldn't be hot.. learn something new every day!

#55 I'm doing lots of naughty things. Want to sniff my finger?

Kim is very mysterious, that's part of her allure. For example, people around her today might start smelling something foul and wonder what's going on, but they may not realize that it's just a fart from Sunday that's finally worked its way out of her giant ass.

List of party favors at Hef's mansion for this gala:

-Electric Razors
-Deoderant
-Super Size Condoms
-Watermelon
-EZ Glide
-Chitlins
-

This generation is funny. What I think is a fat, deformed ass - they think is hot. Gives hope to all fat, lazy cows in the world I guess.

smells like dirty C O W

too big
too thick
I wanna lift a sweet ass
not break my back on that huge hoe
NEXT..

in Play boy this LARD ASS aint got no HOLE
WTF does she really look like?

I agree with #24
We need to ship these fat animals back to where they came from. Thin, Tall, White skin is what's hot.

tacky tacky Kim.. seams ripping(pic3)..
crossing legs ..that dress does not fit, admit it you're a Big Girl Kim
&careful...them
big toes sticking out yep ...forming bunions from alll the POUNDAGE

HOLYSH*T those are FAT CALFS !!!
like the lousyroast we cooked on sunday
she must have ONE uGLY MarbledASS

Hooray for boobies!

HOWDEEE SWEETIE!! Long time no see. I'm looking forward to "study" your body in PLAYBOY.
To be honest, your TITS are just two sizes too BIG for wearing such a dress honey!! Almost all others were perfect but thisone goes into the SCHREDDER!! Tight-dresses always look superb because we want to see that ASS and TITS!!

The goat shepherdess is overripe.

Cheap hooker should go on a diet

EVERY SINGLE blog I read about Kim always turns into a racially fueled conversation. I'm not complaining or anything but it's funny that these blogs always take a turn to those types of comments/conversations.
Anyway.. I like Kim. I don't think she's fat at all. I'm from the south so thick is sexy down here. To each his own. Some prefer the thin model-like figure, some don't.
I see her as having the looks and the resources to make a name for herself and that's what she's doing. I definitely respect her grind. She has to have some intellect about herself to run a successful boutique (she has stated that she does the buying and handles the accouting/finances.)
I've read so many different stories about the sex tape "scandal." Although I like Kim, I do believe that the sex tape thing was contrived and pre-conceived. If that's what she had to do to break through, that's just what she had to do. I call it hustle.
If she's a smart she will take full advantage of the spotlight right now (which is what I see her doing.) This way she can build up a nest egg to fall back on when her 15 minutes of fame is over with because in a few years that face and body isn't going to be what it is today and that's what her claim to fame is...

UGG...in pic #3, is she humping a liquor bottle? Or maybe it was pulled to her lardass by it's massive gravity.

Kim Lardassian sucks.

fake. overrated ass.

Kim is hot. I'd do her. But I would not want to have to talk to her for more than a few hours. She is just not that interesting. I'd rather pee on her than chat for long. Apparently, that is the trend with her.

What kim has in her ass is abunch of junk I would be totally embarassed to
be seen with an ass that big I would have to have a reduction
But guys are all guys and ass is the only thing they like.

What is this fucking April Fools Day?
Screw you #3

man how did she cram in that dress??!!!
5 years she is going to be HUGE!
and by that I mean not as popular as she is now, but FATTY MC FATTY

Her ass just keeps getting bigger and better because it is a big sperm bank. She has been storing it up in her cheeks for years. She is hoping to find a guy to "break" the bank soon.......

i like this one.
i don't want to know about her past though.

I think her body is cute. Her dress is waaay too tight though because her chest is trying to bust out. I do think she is somewhat funny looking though and she wears too much damn makeup. Everyone in those photos has too much makeup on.

64, do you have a thing for ukranian men?
as for women i like tan petite hour glasses.

shes hot
you don't have to take her home to mom
just look at her.
if you say she doesn't look good in playboy, stop talking and put your mouth back on that cock.

she is my type.
i've always had a thing for fantasy jessica rabbit type girls and exotic beauty.

- "Kim is a loser!!! What is she famous for anyway? Is she a model? Is she an actress? Or is it just for her FAT ASS? It's not even nice looking. " -

Totally. Kim's thought process 'Hmmmmm, Paris doesn't have time for me anymore (chews pack of gum). Releasing that porn video didn't do as much for my career as I expected. Oh shit! I know, I will do Playboy! I am so full of novel ideas, how can I not be famous?'

Kim, you are FUCKING nodody. GO AWAY!

AHAHAHAHAHA look at picture #8 I love how uncomftorable Kafattian looks standing nest to that taller hotter thinner babe in the turquoise dress.

Darken your eyebrows and get some side swept bangs already, I have nightmares about your forhead fuzz.

"Kim, you are FUCKING nodody. GO AWAY!"

#84
and who are you?

i take it back. that is a hot giant with a goofy expression

I strongly protest the call for violence against andriods. Most of them are pretty cool.
A lot of them are females, too, which is probably why they don't give a shit about Kim's ass.

And no, this dress is not very flattering. She looked good in the birthday party pics.

ok, for one thing, shes not fat. i mean, how distorted is your idea of fat??

but it doesnt mean i like her. whys she famous again?

plus, i dont know man...something about her. its just too much of everything!
her eyebrows! her big eyes! big lips! big boobs! big butt! all of them together? its too much of a good thing, ya know?

Now that's an asshat I would gladly wear!

her hips just kinda gross me out. sorry. she is proof that there can be too much of a good thing.

I don't think Kim's fat. She's beautiful. The color of that dress is to die for!!! Love you Kim!!!

PS= Let the woman get her pee on. She's a freak, and it's whatever..

Who cares about Playboy? Her videos are a hell of a lot better. She looks good in the one with her and her black former boyfriend. That's the real deal.

She's hot!

So horse-faced Kim Kardashian had her vag airbrushed off. Whaddya know. She's got some curves, and I like that, but that bottom lip, man, geeeeez.

Besides, Playboy's gone to shit anyway since Pam Anderson decided to, well, exist.

Call me queer, but I'll take the 60s playmates over any of these broads.

Holy shit, that ass! You can see the stitches straining to break free in the darts from the custom tailoring. I think her ass has a few moons orbiting it.

I bet she goes through an entire tub of Nads everyday.

Got the new issue--not impressed. What did this bitch do anyway?

Oh yeah--she's friends with Paris Hilton. What the fuck has Playboy come to? Get some decent celebrity bush to pose and not this craptastic funkdumpster.

Well that being said, I'd still probably blow a load on it, but that'd be about it. Perhaps this could be the beginning of a new business stradegy---even maybe a job *gasp*! .She could sell tickets to view her ass and for an extra 5 bucks you can get your picture taken busting a nut on her bulbous ass.

wow she's friggin so friggin hot

hehe, yes, she show her nude photos. Many celebrities show her nude photos and upload to nudist personals site like nudistconnect.com. It is cool. lol

She's hot!!


Does not have a body of a 14 year old Ukranian/Russian Man!!

Racists who come on t his site and share their ignorant thoughts are sickening. I keep reading comments about how Kim is hairy or doesn't wipe her ass that is probably made by hairy men who have never been with a woman like her. Uncultured fools. You guys are either ignorant or sooo not funny..or maybe both.

You may actually learn a thing or two if you click on t he links below Hopefully.... finding out the truth won't totally traumatize you.

Human Origins-links


http://press.princeton.edu/releases/m7442.html

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/emerging/spencerWells.html


Now that's a dress that am a dress! Katie Price needs to take a lesson or few from Kim Kardashian about dresses, how they're made properly and how they're suppose to fit. Beautiful!

The focus on Kim Kardashian and her ASSets is the best thing about this site. Many of the dumber than shitstain posters are the worst.

her ass is nice now, but wait til she turns 35. it'll be HUGE in a bad way, saggy, and as lumpy as cottage cheese

What is the bottle she is sucking up through her butt in the third photograph? Gentleman's Jack?

who ever runs this site wants it to be a site of hatred towards anyone who isnt the ideal of hitler massive plan.....its really sick and some of the people that come on here are probably the scum of the earth,and are sociopathic and perverse in there mind set......Im not worried though cause when they die.....they will be tormented in hell for all the hatred they have in there hearts that they cant let go.

"By collecting blood samples from thousands of men living in isolated tribes around the world and analyzing their DNA, 34-year-old geneticist Spencer Wells and his colleagues discovered that all humans alive today can be traced back to a small tribe of hunter-gatherers who lived in Africa 60,000 years ago."

taken from this link......stop with the monkey shit.......it makes the mentally challenged look like a genius next to you...sick fucks you are the monkeys with demented thoughts like that...have you ever evolved?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/emerging/spencerWells.html

I found a cool little website that tells you what the sunglasses are that Kim and her mom and friends are wearing on their show. It is really a blast to use. It's called the Celebrity-Sunglasses-Finder.com. Just go there and use their search engine to find out what sunglasses Kim and all the celebs are wearing. Very cool.

All you people are dum haters!!! kim is a beautiful girl,don't hate her cuz she's good looking and your not..and for you people throwing her dad in there is uncalled for... her dad is no longer here and for u guys to talk smack about him is evil..I think the kardashian family is great..Everyone makes mistake and for her it was that sex tape..So stop hating on her because she's beautiful,has money,and everything else..

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