THIS ISNT HELPING - What Would Tyler Durden Do

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	11/21/2007 08:59 sliz says FIST FUCKERS

	11/21/2007 08:59 bryce says It could have been worse. "Bitch had it coming" tends to upset people...

	11/21/2007 09:00 bryce says slow claps well done sliz. What an achievement. Your life must really suck balls.

	11/21/2007 09:01 sliz says WORK SUCKS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

	11/21/2007 09:02 thedudeabides says dumbass

	11/21/2007 09:03 DB's Treasure says This guy is Penn's Finest.

	11/21/2007 09:05 thedudeabides says oh and that was directed at the doctor not you silz

	11/21/2007 09:05 bryce says Could he just have not gone on? Why go on the show, on live TV, and say "I'm not going to do the show." Anyone that retarded should not be allowed to be a doctor... He could have used the airtime more effectively to announce the opening of the 'Dr Jan Adams Assisted Suicide Centre'.

	11/21/2007 09:06 Son of Bill Brasky says I didn't follow this whole story...did she die on the table WHILE getting plastic surgery? Necessary plastic surgery or vein-my-son-is-rich plastic surgery? Also, this was actually very smart of this guy. Not only did he get on TV so everyone could see him, but he came off as being the good guy.

	11/21/2007 09:06 DB's Treasure says "Well, Larry. The one thing I do have to say is Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy. Then Super Man Dat Hoe Now Watch Me Do."

	11/21/2007 09:07 someoneluvsu says He's no Sean McNamara

	11/21/2007 09:08 Son of Bill Brasky says I remember when I did this same thing to Nancy Grace. I was supposed to go on to reveal Sex Secrets of the Gods, but when I got to the studio, I got a call from the CIA and they ordered me to not say anyhting. it was cool tho: I entertained Nancy with shadow puppets and knock-knock jokes for the entire hour.

	11/21/2007 09:08 thedudeabides says Honestly, even if you support affirmative action, which I do not, why would you ever put your life in the hands of someone who had benefited from it (i) getting into college, (ii) while in college, (iii) getting into graduate school, (iv) while in graduate school and (v) perhaps in getting a job. Show me the doctor with the best credentials who I can be sure earned them.

	11/21/2007 09:09 bryce says SOBB it was pretty much cosmetic surgery so I have a hard time generating any sympathy for her. Although by all accounts he fucked it up.

	11/21/2007 09:09 Stinky Pete says He looks like a cleaned-up version of Samuel L Jackson. Maybe that's the tack he should have taken: "Know what, Larry, enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking tits on this motherfucking dame!"

	11/21/2007 09:09 DB's Treasure says SoBB, I can't imagine the pussy-didling your fingers are capable of with that magical power glove!

	11/21/2007 09:11 Son of Bill Brasky says Thanks for theClff's Notes Bryce. And I agree with you. If it was just vein cosmetic surgery...pffff...it's a risk you take. next case.

	11/21/2007 09:11 bryce says Kudos Stinky Pete. Well played.

	11/21/2007 09:12 DB's Treasure says She was getting the "Michael Jackson" reconstructive surgery.

	11/21/2007 09:13 Son of Bill Brasky says It woulda been great if, after Larry asked if there was anything he wanted to say, the Doc hadda said: "Yeah, Larry I went in that operating room and grabbed the scalpel and I was like BYAH. And then I walked into the waitiing room and chopped that muthafuckin table n half like BYAH. Then I grabbed Kanye and kicked him in the balls like BYAH BYAH."

	11/21/2007 09:14 DB's Treasure says Andre Braugher???? Why is Andre performing surgery?

	11/21/2007 09:15 lgcjoker says "Well, Larry. The one thing I do have to say is Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy. Then Super Man Dat Hoe Now Watch Me Do." Tee f'n hee brotha. Oh and you owe me a new keyboard as mine has coffee and spittle all over it now. And if my boss ever got into the office on time, you might owe me a new job.

	11/21/2007 09:15 DB's Treasure says ::hangs IMDB-checking head in shame::

	11/21/2007 09:16 DB's Treasure says I'm happy to be funny once in awhile, joker. Cheers!

	11/21/2007 09:18 lgcjoker says Just so you know DB, as a loyal FilmDrunkard there may be some clause in the contract that I'm required to dislike you. But that was the funniest shit I've read here in forever.

	11/21/2007 09:18 Son of Bill Brasky says Random You knw how you get a very random song stuck in your head and you're like "where the FUCK did that come from?"? Since last night, I have had the theme song from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete" stuck in my head...

	11/21/2007 09:20 Son of Bill Brasky says lgc...it IS nice to see some of the funny folks from filmdrunk from time to time. And since it's relatively early and, for the meantime, this is kinda common grounds, please tell me what Lance has against JJ Abrams (other than Mission Impossible 3).

	11/21/2007 09:24 lgcjoker says Does he need more than that? If so let us not forget that this guy is behind the smegma like emissions that are Lost, What About Brian and Felicity. I really think that about sums it up.

	11/21/2007 09:25 Son of Bill Brasky says hmm..didn't know about Felicity. also, I'm a Lost fan, so....eh

	11/21/2007 09:27 Observer says Bryce: I am entirely sympathetic to Kanye's mother. She may have died getting plastic surgery ....but she was pretty much ugly and needed it. As far as the Doctor....I think the Hippocaratic oath for Plastic Surgeon doctors requires them to put people down when it becomes apparent that they are working on a hopless case. A win-win and lose-lose situation simulatneously. but where is the ambiguity? Over there, in a box.

	11/21/2007 09:27 lgcjoker says It's cool. My dad was a Lost fan as well. Of course that doesn't mean anything. Where am I?

	11/21/2007 09:29 lady garden says poor lady-hope it wasn't cos his last album sucked

	11/21/2007 09:31 DB's Treasure says Lady is speaking in jibberish. Joker, I got nothing against those ~~fags~~ guys over at filmdrunk.

	11/21/2007 09:32 DB's Treasure says lady garden, is that your bush in your avy?

	11/21/2007 09:32 Dirty Hairy says Hey, let's cut through the bullshit. This guy killed a n1gg3r, which basically makes him ok in a lot of people's books.

	11/21/2007 09:33 DB's Treasure says ....dh, ya see what happens when you send a black man to do a white man's job??? ok, sorry. Just had to do that.

	11/21/2007 09:34 bryce says Observer: There isn't any point in getting plastic surgery if you are in your 50s or 60s anyway. It's not like you are going to come round from the anesthesia, look in the mirror and... Holy shit! I'm 21 again. Nope, you are still 50 or 60 with a slightly less fat ass. Whoop-de-do.

	11/21/2007 09:34 lgcjoker says Yeah, at least he didn't string her up from a tree. I'm from Louisiana folks, bear with me.

	11/21/2007 09:35 bryce says And Ladygarden: Damn girl. Wax that shit off. It's like a rainforrest down there...

	11/21/2007 09:35 Ares says Dirty Hairy: I know you aren't from the South but if you ever want to relocate we've got a trailer waiting on ya.

	11/21/2007 09:38 lgcjoker says Ladygarden, I'm all for trimming the brush. Just be careful you don't scorch da earf.

	11/21/2007 09:38 Dirty Hairy says Can I just relocate my pre-existing trailer?

	11/21/2007 09:39 DB's Treasure says I wonder if lady garden's bush dashes back and up the crack of her ass?

	11/21/2007 09:40 Observer says Bryce: less-fat asses are better than the natural look. I am very encouraged with the "surge" in plastic surgery (wow that phrase is almost funny) and the fact that the lower classes and the masses and minions have bought into it. Anthing that makes the people who I have to look at every day SEEM TO LOOK a bit better...well that's good enough for me. What about me you ask? Well...I'm not looking at me...I'm looking at you. I think the National Health Plan that will be passed should require plastic surgery and that it should have a national hot-line so you can report your ugly or flat-chested neighbors.

	11/21/2007 09:40 Son of Bill Brasky says The worst part of all of this is that he's pretty much obligated to write a shitty hip-hop ballad over all of this.

	11/21/2007 09:42 Ares says Yes Dirty, tow that bitch on down here (bring tha trailer too) an we'll set you up with a purdy piece of land down by the river.

	11/21/2007 09:43 Dirty Hairy says I'll have to trade in my dog, though Ares, he don't hunt.

	11/21/2007 09:44 Ares says As long as he barks and bites the darkies it'll be okay

	11/21/2007 09:46 RonDogg says Why the hell am I still hearing about this shit in the news? Kanye West is a piece of shit, and will be a nobody in another 5 years. Too bad rappers are pussies nowadays, I'd love to see him shot up. Stupid shit talking fag.

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